Toast Slammer Mugs

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Beers

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Man's cooking explodes.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Toast'

Cheers

A giant glass of red wine

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Pint

A very fine vintage

Love wine

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Prosecco

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"To toast!"

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Pint

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"What would you serve with toast?"

'Bad luck Harry, they've just raised the retirement age.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.