Title Differentiator T-Shirts

"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'You shouldn't have.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

The Boss.

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

Careerist

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

That's Roderick Sloan, the Alvin Meriwether professor of business administration, and with him is Alvin Meriwether, the Roderick Sloan professor of economics.

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

"Bob, let's meet everyone. Amy is Director of Thought Innovation Solutions, Marcus is head of Transformative Mindset Empowerment, Terry's in charge of Scalable Competency Integration, and Gail is VP of Agile Enterprise Strategy. None of us knows what we do, Bob."

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Ted's ability to multitask was key to his firms, success.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

Big cheese

'Congratulations, Dickerson. I'm promoting you from lackey to flunkey.'

'..Bert Higgins,O.A.P..'

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

'I appreciate the new title, Mr Boyle, but what I could really use is a raise.'

"You put PhD on birth certificate?!" "It's never to early to give em an advantage."

'Well, you wanted a bigger job.'

'Actually, I don't see myself as a thought leader, but more of a thought manager."