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"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Baby Piano

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

One!

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Leaping

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Hanukkah tree

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

Little Piano

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

Jack and the Beanstalk.

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'Moon, June...'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Bass Clef

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'