Tiny Tune Twister Pillows

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Baby Piano

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

Leaping

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Hanukkah tree

Jack and the Beanstalk.

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Little Piano

Musical Pondering.

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'Moon, June...'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Bass Clef

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'