Tune Twirler T-Shirts

Pile of Music Notes

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Pasta

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Champagne Bubble

Ice Skater

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Curtsey

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'Moon, June...'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Violinist on Skates

Eric Clapton.

"Cheater"

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

School of Dance

Bring on the fake snow and tinsel.

'And don't tread on my toes.'

Ice Skater

Graduation day at Cowboy School

Ballet Beggar.