Tiny Tornado Wranglers Pillows

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A young Don King

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

'Beware of teething baby.'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'This is my natural habitat.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

G.P.S. For the Home

Babies

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

Kid's towel.

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'