Tidy Tornadoes Pillows

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

A young Don King

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'This is my natural habitat.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

G.P.S. For the Home

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Cleaning Lockers.

Oops.

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Kid's towel.

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

I can't put my hoof on it...but there is something different about this place!