Tidy Tornadoes Mugs

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

A young Don King

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

The household cavalry

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'This is my natural habitat.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

G.P.S. For the Home

Cleaning Lockers.

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Oops.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Kid's towel.

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

I can't put my hoof on it...but there is something different about this place!

Minimalist Japanese junk shop