Tidying Tornado Mugs

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Let's get organized

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

G.P.S. For the Home

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Oops.

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

Desert Island Raking

The Movers - Decluttering

"There's a grouch on my couch."

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

"I see you decluttered."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.