Tidying Tornado Gifts

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Let's get organized

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

G.P.S. For the Home

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Oops.

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Desert Island Raking

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

The Movers - Decluttering

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

"I see you decluttered."

'Particles, particles, particles.'

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.