Tidying Trailblazers Gifts

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

"The cat was there."

'I'm not buying or selling. I'm renting.'

Tourists and GPS

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."

Joe's Bar - We sell no wine before it's opening time!

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

Amelia Earhart

Apres Golf

'YOU again?'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

'Whoooooooooooooooooooooooow! We're in Pashmina Country.'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

Mary Seacole

Hardcore Hikers

Mirage 10miles

Why Not?

'The following have fees outstanding...'

Daytraders' Park: Water, Electric & Free Stock Trades.

'Before we begin I need to inform you that the computers in this row are not working and some of the passwords are not being accepted by all the computers.'

People who should not hike...

"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"

...would you like to settle this out of jail?

"It says, this is the part of the hike where you realize the author was racist."