Trailblazers Gifts

You aren't here sign.

Tourists and GPS

Trail Wars

"It says, this is the part of the hike where you realize the author was racist."

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hither and Yon sign

"Trail mix?"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"Don't even think about it."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Women in a cross country race

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Ready for a run!