Tidying Trailblazers T-Shirts

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

"The cat was there."

'I'm not buying or selling. I'm renting.'

Tourists and GPS

Joe's Bar - We sell no wine before it's opening time!

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."

Amelia Earhart

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

'YOU again?'

Elsa Alina Murano is president of Texas A&M, one of the country's 10-largest universities. She came to the USA from Cuba when she was barely 2 years old. She obviously started at an early age."

Apres Golf

'Whoooooooooooooooooooooooow! We're in Pashmina Country.'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

Mary Seacole

Mirage 10miles

Hardcore Hikers

Why Not?

Trail Wars

Daytraders' Park: Water, Electric & Free Stock Trades.

'The following have fees outstanding...'

'Before we begin I need to inform you that the computers in this row are not working and some of the passwords are not being accepted by all the computers.'

People who should not hike...

"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"

"It says, this is the part of the hike where you realize the author was racist."