Tiny Tornado Wranglers Prints

Oops.

A young Don King

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

G.P.S. For the Home

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Babies

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

Gangster Babies

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

Kid's towel.

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'