Tiny Swashbucklers Pillows

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Shred the plank."

Pirate eye test

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Pirate

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Pirate Artist

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Pirate Schools

Pirate

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Dancing children

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Captain Santa Sparrow

Pirate baby.

Errol Flynn.