Tiny Swashbucklers Pillows

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"Shred the plank."

Pirate eye test

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Pirate

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Have a very piratical Birthday

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

Pirate Artist

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Pirate Schools

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Pirate

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Captain Santa Sparrow

Pirate baby.

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Dancing children

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'