Tin Can Gourmet T-Shirts

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

Stand back - while I whip something up

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

"What's not disgusting?"

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'