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'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Music Hall Dancers

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"My compliments to the can opener."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Tin Man Visits New York

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

'Albert, it was just a nightmare! Believe me, there's no taxman-monster under the bed!'

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

'I've been living out of a tin since my wife left me.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"Tell him the Big Bad Wolf is here."

Barbershop

"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"

"His bark is bigger than his bite."

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

The heart-land.

'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'

'I warned you about eating so much canned food.'