Timepiece Finder Gifts

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

A watch face with Stonehenge

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Hourglass Dumptruck

Biological Cuckoo clock

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You're late."

Harv works the red shift.

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Spiv

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

New Belief Systems

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

"Is that a new watch?"

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.

Internal Clock

'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?'

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Tock.'