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Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

A watch face with Stonehenge

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"You're late."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

Harv works the red shift.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Spiv

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Internal Clock

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

New Belief Systems

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

"Is that a new watch?"

'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

You are what you collect.

'Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Tock.'