Timeless Themes Explorer Gifts

Ivan Turgenev

The Art Student.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Rock - see you in a million years!

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"It's post-gingerbread."

I'm color blind, please help.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Ballerina and the light switch.

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

Senior Photos

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Pete had run out of ideas whilst researching his book on writers block.

Self-Portrait

"It's one of those large print audiobooks."

As you like it - 'You can say what you want, the Ancient is always beautiful...' 'Yes, dear wife, in marble...'

Woman having tea in a train carriage

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

'Lunch is ready. Will you be able to remember where you left off?'

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

Glut of artists.

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

World Hair Day.

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

Breakages must be paid for