Timeless Humorist Pillows

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

The Scarlet Letter

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

COWMIKAZES

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Gunswinger

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

"Shaketh."

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

Early American Think Tank.

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Designer

"I've been out on the North forty, Sarah. It's a lot like the South forty."

'Dropped my dentures.'

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

An old man with bow legs

Early mobile phones