Timeless Humorist Mugs

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

The Scarlet Letter

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

History of Cartooning.

COWMIKAZES

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Gunswinger

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

My mind is like a steel trap, it's just a bit rusty.

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

"Shaketh."

"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."

Early American Think Tank.

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Ernie's Discount Clinic. Fragile. I didn't see the need to go to medical school. I just give everybody a clock

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"I've been out on the North forty, Sarah. It's a lot like the South forty."

"Sin tax? I love it."

'Dropped my dentures.'

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

Auroch drawing cave paintings.

J. J. Abrams

Early mobile phones