Time-traveling Dilettantes T-Shirts

Late BroomStick

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Garlic Free Zone.

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'House wine?'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Erm...I ordered the omlette!'

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

'He has trouble choosing what he wants.'

Frans Hals Visuals.

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

Early camera selfie stick

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

'Lucifer casts out into Hell'

'If you're ready, who wants to go first?'

Chinese noodles.

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

"Eenie meenie miney mo..."

"Let's see which decision gets reversed first."

"My new time machine is also fantastic if I want to take back a move."

"How we doing for tips today?"

'Good gracious, no, nothing for me. I'll just scavenge after my friends have left the table.'

"Are you still working on that?"