Time-traveling Dilettantes Pillows

Late BroomStick

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Garlic Free Zone.

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'House wine?'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Erm...I ordered the omlette!'

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

'He has trouble choosing what he wants.'

Frans Hals Visuals.

Early camera selfie stick

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

Chinese noodles.

'If you're ready, who wants to go first?'

'I think we may have discovered the world's earliest Playstation cheat code.'

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

'Lucifer casts out into Hell'

"Eenie meenie miney mo..."

"Let's see which decision gets reversed first."

"My new time machine is also fantastic if I want to take back a move."

'Good gracious, no, nothing for me. I'll just scavenge after my friends have left the table.'

"How we doing for tips today?"