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Aging Researchers

Daylight Savings Bank - Closed.

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

Invention No 123. The Anti-prune Mirror

Hunter-Gatherer at I.B.M.?

'My plan was to make money the old-fashioned way, but it turned out to be the OBSOLETE way.'

Fall Back

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'

The Tardis Shed

'I have a question about this time machine. . .'

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'King Arthur's Court? I think it's that way. This is King Arthur's Boulevard.'

How's my driving? Call 1400-2BSAFE.

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

Inventing Time Travel

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

At the space-time institute.

Stephen Hawking

"I'm on the haywain."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

Dali Clock

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'Being a time lord is one thing, but you didn't mention having to live with your future self.'

"If you could get something from back in time, what would you pick?"

Cave Boy draws computer system.

"In a digital world there will be no counterclockwise and very little clockwise!"

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Dr. Roo.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"Excuse me! These were on sale for $5.99 yesterday. Can I buy it at yesterday's price?"

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

"The bad news is you have 24 hours to live. The good news is we're setting the clocks back tonight."