Time Studies Gifts

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"You're late."

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"Where do you see yourself in 100 years?"

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

'Safe!'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

College for flys

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

1986 is my year

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."