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Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Atomic Bear: Part 18

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"You're late."

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

"Where do you see yourself in 100 years?"

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

College for flys

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'Safe!'

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."