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'Freeze Dried Nothing®. Directions: To make something out of NOTHING®, just add water.'

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Toast: the high energy food

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Cake Friday!

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

The Perfect Foil

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Witch's Brew.

'Cooking'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Cookery Lesson.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Instant Gratification Cafe.

The perfect man

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

Beauty and the Baste

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

Funky Chef 2

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Tastes great, less killing!"