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'Freeze Dried Nothing®. Directions: To make something out of NOTHING®, just add water.'

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Toast: the high energy food

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Cake Friday!

GMOs: The Next Generation

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Cooking'

Witch's Brew.

The Perfect Foil

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Cookery Lesson.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

The perfect man

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Funky Chef 2

"Tastes great, less killing!"

Roasted Peppers