Time Passer Gifts

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Prisoner.

'Cards? Sure -- I've got some time to kill.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Sundial Time

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I don't know who you are!"

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."