Time Manipulation T-Shirts

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Stressed over time management

"I had to skip my workout."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Took On Too Much

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Monday around 9PM.

Stress

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."