Time Travel T-Shirts

Man: 'Doctor I think my life is out of chronological order', Doctor: 'Good morning, how can I help'

'Don't make me come back there!' Time machine future/past.

There it was: the same piece of cake he ate yesterday. His time-machine really worked. Think of the possibilities. He could have his cake and eat it too.

'This coupon expired last week. Would you like to go back to redeem it?'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"I'm from the future."

'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...'

'Mine's a time machine. I pop in to see if there are any good ideas, then go back and file the patent first.'

"I'm from the future and I want to go out for dinner."

Time-space convergence ahead.

Time Machine Development Lab

"My new time machine is also fantastic if I want to take back a move."

'I have a question about this time machine. . .'

"Graham is building a time-machine that will take us back to when you could offend someone without them taking offence."

Time Machine Collision.

"We need to cover our tracks so we're not discovered."

"Leave it with me. You can pick it up last Tuesday."

"And this is the book on time travel I borrowed a week from now."

Lawyer Time Travel

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

'And I want it on my desk by yesterday!'

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

Inventing Time Travel

"I come from the future."

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"Didn't anybody tell you, Walter? You can't change the past."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"Do you think they can tell we're from the future?"

"I'm here from the immediate future. You're about to run out of banana nut fudge ice cream."

"How do they not get that WE'RE the most important ones here?"

"It's not my fault you went back to Earth's pre-historic time and accidentally set down in a brontosaur's pile of dung. . . ."