Time Magician T-Shirts

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

The Fierce Urgency of Now

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

'This is a family business so I'm working overtime to spend more time with my family.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Shelly consults her basketball-time-to-real-time conversion chart.

"Sorry I'm late. My train arrived on time and I wasn't expecting it!"

'How fast can you hype?'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

If Disney was a software company

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

The Forever Stamp

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."