Time Magician Prints

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

The Fierce Urgency of Now

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

'This is a family business so I'm working overtime to spend more time with my family.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Shelly consults her basketball-time-to-real-time conversion chart.

"Sorry I'm late. My train arrived on time and I wasn't expecting it!"

'How fast can you hype?'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

The Forever Stamp

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

Deadlines, Inc.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'