Science Magician Prints

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Primitive magician

"I can't believe he brought her."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

If Disney was a software company

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"This will be a tricky operation."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Magic Tricks

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."