Medicine Magician Prints

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Time Is Money

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Primitive magician

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This will be a tricky operation."

Investing your savings

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magic Tricks

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Everything's gone up."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."