Time T-Shirts

A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

'So, how old are you now?'

1986 is my year

"Wait, you're the new year?"

'Time? Time's relative.'

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'Bill refuses to accept Daylight Savings Time.'

'I remember you when you were a cute little tyke!"

Yin and yang as sand in the hourglass.

"Here ya go, kid...lotsa luck."

The passage of time.

"Sure, it's been a frustrating year. But the scary thing is, in a few years it'll be the good old days."

Covid Hourglass

New Year 2020

Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Clock

'Anyone who believes that time is merely an abstract concept, never waited in all day for a delivery...'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

"The painting has noticeably deteriorated as the years have passed." Art imitates life.

We can drill and practice but we'll never be as good at this as the Army of Father Time. It'll keep on marching no matter what happens.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"No, it's still not Tuesday."

The arc of time.

"How do you like me so far?"

Coviday

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."