Time-conscious Consumer Pillows

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Can that be right?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Clock watcher

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

The Climate Change Debate Explained

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Horn of Plenty.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"Help! Set me free!"

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Where Pleather Comes From

The Lesser Pyramids

An apple a day!

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.