Time Capsule Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Can that be right?"

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I come from the future."

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

Grandfather Clock

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Time Management

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'