Tile Pattern Fan T-Shirts

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The Main Types of Cheese

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Teapot

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"He's at that awkward age."

"Factominiums."

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

The King's New Robes.

Hairy Potter and friend..

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Bernard Palissy

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Time For This Odd House

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

Colossus of Rhode Island

Okay, Ernie, tell me if my left turn indicator is on. Yes - No - Yes - No - Yes.

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

"I think the flush is broken."

Nothing on a stick vendor for beavers.

Soldier Camouflage

Small Ads. For Sale :- Solid Pine Table and Chairs.

'Here comes your Tequila Sunrise now.'

The wrong suit

Good news. Fins are back in.

Cow boy.

Christmas Tree