Tile Pattern Fan Prints

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The Main Types of Cheese

Balancing two espresso martinis

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Teapot

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"He's at that awkward age."

"Factominiums."

The King's New Robes.

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Bernard Palissy

Time For This Odd House

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

Colossus of Rhode Island

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

"I think the flush is broken."

Small Ads. For Sale :- Solid Pine Table and Chairs.

Nothing on a stick vendor for beavers.

Soldier Camouflage

Cow boy.

'Here comes your Tequila Sunrise now.'

Christmas Tree

Good news. Fins are back in.

The wrong suit

'The soil's so dry - we need one of Charlie Dimmock's special water features!'