Animal Pattern Fan Prints

Soldier Camouflage

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Antler Buzzers.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Overkill, dude."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Water Balloon Animals.

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"It's time to end the suffering."

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'