Pattern Play Fan Prints

The wrong suit

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

The Main Types of Cheese

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"How was the play!"

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Tic tac toe.

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

"Football Pool"

'Whew!'

"I hear this is a very big swing state in the upcoming elections!"

'I'm sorry, Andrew, we're just not a good fit.'

Soldier Camouflage

"I think the flush is broken."

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

Out of Order (numbers out of order)

"Okay, so we'll stop calling them delusions of grandeur now that you've been appointed supreme leader for life."

'I take it you are the hero of the game.'

"I just don't look good in prints."

It was not Katie's understanding that mirrors should be interpret.

Zebra Tic-Tac-Toe