Tidy-up Detectives Gifts

'Peel! Your room is a tip!' - 'Okay, I'll tidy it up!' - 'Mum! Finished!' - 'Ahem.' - 'What?'

Let's get organized

A boy acting suspiciously

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

'After you with the camouflage.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

The Movers - Decluttering

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Desert Island Raking

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Clearing Away Christmas

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"I see you decluttered."

Paint. I can't decide between Blood of my Enemies and Candy Apple Red.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

'Particles, particles, particles.'

"I've had enough of your garbage."

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'