Tiddlywinks Champion Gifts

'You've been practicing!'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Acme Toys Ltd

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

'Why should I pick up all this stuff? You bought it!'

Podiatrist

Tickle attack!

'Who knew Junior's investing all that money in twinkies would prove to be a shrewd financial move.'

'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?'

"I love what you've done with your place."

'I got it for potty training.'

"My day job is usually working in equations, but in my free time I enjoy playing games."

'I don't remember packing a whole bag of twinkies for our lunch.'

"I'll see what I can do - Just how ticklish ARE you?"

'Maul him, Boog! Maul him! ... Tickling has no effect.'

'At least you saved the cat.'

Fighting the Fish