Tiddlywinks Gifts

'You've been practicing!'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'But you said to clean my room.'

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

Little ballerina.

Alan Whicker

Podiatrist

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

'Who knew Junior's investing all that money in twinkies would prove to be a shrewd financial move.'

The ancient art of Bonsai ants.

Hospital Stores - "We'll have to clear out stores more often, I've just found this machine for 'ye casting out of devils'."

'I don't remember packing a whole bag of twinkies for our lunch.'

"I'll see what I can do - Just how ticklish ARE you?"

Ballet Maid

"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"

'Maul him, Boog! Maul him! ... Tickling has no effect.'

I think Armstrong was coming on to me just now. 'Cause he was winking at you? The meaning of a wink depends entirely on context, little buddy. It could mean anything from "I want your body" to "I want you to dispose of this body." As someone who's dated several ladies of the mafia, trust me when I say it's sometimes tough to discern the difference. That's why I always recommend amateurs just ignore all winks. Ok.

Model Village Toilets