Tia Pillows

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Hidden Facebook Features

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

CIA Espionage

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

Welcome C.I.A. convention.

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

The day after Father's Day.

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'