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'. . . And now for tonight's thriller premier - 'The Big Sleep.''

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Joan Hickson

Tree house.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Och lye the news'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"#notguilty."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Milkin' Impossible

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Crime in bookshop

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."