Thriller Watcher Mugs

'. . . And now for tonight's thriller premier - 'The Big Sleep.''

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Joan Hickson

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Tree house.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

The Philip Marlow family

'Och lye the news'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"#notguilty."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Milkin' Impossible

Crime in bookshop

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'