Tv Show Watcher Mugs

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Give me a double-tall white chocolate mocha, extra whip. Put it on my tab. Ok. Just leave your credit card with me and I'll charge you before you leave. What? That's not how it works. I'm supposed to just say "put it on my tab," and then I pay for it at some indeterminate point in the future. And then you're supposed to hint about my growing tab but never ask me to pay it because we've become such good pals. Real life isn't like tv.

Rowan Atkinson,

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Tree house.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Can't Touch This

Fishermen

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Love is when you watch television together.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Och lye the news'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'