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Extreme Lawyering

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"White Collar Prison"

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

Judge getting hair done.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'I think its being tapped.'

'Your Honor, permission to abandon the strict, upstanding, fiduciary responsibilities of my profession for a chance at fleeting personal, carnal gratification?'

'Sir, this chicken is improperly dressed!'

Audiovisual law

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

L.A. Law

Laws and mobile technology

"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator."

Attorney-at-play

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Computer questionning a witness.

'I'm afraid I'll have to sentence you to five years, but you have been a beautiful defendant.'

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

'... the party of the first part is to give the party of the second part ...'

'They were about to reach a verdict until they heard ...'

"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

"Before I give you this anonymous Valentine's card coudl you just sign this waiver confirming that you won't fall uncontrollably in love with me...or take out a sexual harassment suit!"

'I was an attorney but that fizzled out. Apparently I couldn't distinguish between legal and illegal.'

Barristers playing children's games during the long vacation

Computer Aided Divorce.

"Melanie, find me a little pro-bono case to cleanse my palate."